My Kitten Is a Ninja
My kitten is a ninja.
He wears a black disguise.
He sneaks up on me stealthily
and takes me by surprise
I never hear him coming.
He doesn't make a peep
He hides, then glides in silently
and makes a flying leap.
I don't know why he does it.
The reason isn't clear.
He simply likes to tackle me
then swiftly disappear.
I wish that he was normal
and didn't act like that.
My life would be so different if
I had an average cat
I'd play with him and pet him,
and treat him gingerly.
Instead, whenever he's around
I get a ninjury.
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